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Let’s face it, kids suck. Their constant blabbering about their needs is nothing but a headache and totally ruins any enjoyment of the important things you want to do like sit, watch TV or “adult stuff”. Luckily, there’s a new product on the market to put a cork in their whinny pie holes so you can get on with what really matters… You!

Nap Time is a revolutionary product with a super special formula developed by military scientists from NASA who do other super special stuff too.