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You Can Dance If You Want To
Magically Delicious
Tired of that same ole ‘sawing a woman in half’ trick that you’ve seen so many times it’s lost it’s hocus pocus? Well then fasten your brain belt because this mind-blowing Criss Angel trick is going to change all that. It’s magically delicious…
Hannah Montana Is A Crazy Ho
If somehow you missed Miley Cyrus’s astonishing latex underwear burlesque performance at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards please allow me to recap.
It started with this god awful tongue lashing…
then I’m almost certain we were all drugged and this happened…
leading to this WTF foam finger incident…
that unfortunately escalated quickly into this OMG “happy ho down”…
ending with this totally natural “look, I’m a ho dog” maneuver
Since this performance covered so many obnoxious bases, I picked my brain for what could possibly be worse than this in shows to come and came up with nothing I can write here that doesn’t contain extreme vulgarities best left for Ho Digest.
A sure sign of the pending apocalypse, it troubles me (and hopefully you) that this performance was likely appealing to some demographic of the general population.
Steve 😉
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