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ABC’s “One Big Family” Promo

Turn Up The Volume…

This gloriously cringeworthy 1980 ABC “One Big Family” promo brings together a delightfully bizarre smorgasbordof network stars, including: 

Howard and Marion Cunningham waltzing about while “The Fonz” looks like Bradley Cooper in Licorice Pizza.

Ted Knight attacking the choreography with the confidence of a man who clearly did not rehearse.

Tommy Hanks before he was Tom Hanks.

Doc and Julie off the boat while Vicki searches for a new television family.

Cathy Lee Crosby’s shoulder shimmy followed by John Davidson’s triumphant fist pump. That’s incredible!

Shirley jazz-handing while Laverne tries her best not to look irritated and embarrassed.

Joyce DeWitting like the Regal Beagle just announced last call.

Burgess Meredith bringing Oscar-caliber dignity to this footloose fiasco.

Benson looking like he just discovered this nonsense was buried in his contract.

And my personal favorite: Captain Barney Miller apparently dancing to music only he can hear.

Enjoy!

Steve

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